Taylor Swift is Getting Married!

April 2, 2011, will mark the last day of Taylor Swift’s songs about breakups and mean boys. Taylor Swift is getting married.
    Many are asking what will happen to the Swift’s career now. The 21-year-old is famous for her songs like "Should’ve Said No," a song about a boy who cheated on her; "Picture to Burn," a spunky tune about a guy who cheated on her; and "You’re Not Sorry," a song about being over a boyfriend that cheated on her. Without boys to cheat on her, will her songwriting days be over?
    Taylor’s record label, Cheating Boyfriend Records, commented about Taylor’s new relationship status. The press release stated, "We’re not exactly sure what we’re going to do with Ms. Swift at this time. If she can come up with some good material, we’ll keep her. However, cheating boys are her specialty, and she gets frazzled when she’s taken out of her comfort zone."
    There are a number of songs Taylor has written that aren’t about breakups. However, the boys in these songs didn’t even know she exists. In her chart-topping "You Belong With Me," Swift talks herself into thinking that a boy likes her when he obviously looks at her like a sister.
    The boy Swift sings about in "You Belong With Me" is named Johnny Shallow. He stated, "Taylor and I are very different people. She likes to fantasize about belonging with the star football player, me; the best-looking kid in our school, me; and the most well-liked person in our town, me. I’m glad she finally found someone who loves her like she loves me."
    If a Taylor Swift song isn’t about a breakup, it’s most likely about a boy. She sings "Love Story" about her forbidden love, "Mine" about a boy who changed her life, and "Our Song" about her teenage love.
    When Taylor marries her boyfriend of six months, Stephen Cramer, he will most likely ask her to stop writing about other boys. But after she runs out of songs about how much she loves him, what will she write about? Many speculate she may have to get divorced to score some new material.
    Cramer is the subject of "Hey Stephen." Stephen is one of the few boys that Taylor has written a happy song about. Cramer’s sister, Bonnie Cramer, stated, "Stephen wasn’t really interested in Taylor until he heard the song about himself. There’s something about knowing someone else is in love with you that makes you think twice about whether you love that person or not."
    Fortunately for Taylor Swift’s fans, she will attempt at to stay involved in the music industry. Her one hope for herself, as she posted on her Twitter account, is "I hope that my wedding doesn’t turn into my song,

Speak Now. I don’t need a crazy girl crashing my wedding and stealing my groom!" We hope so, too, Taylor.

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